OICU JACKSON RATHBONE ON 'CRIMINAL MINDS'.

Of course he's a multiple personality, but still.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ALLISON! I hope you have a lulzerific day!

Srsly, it was 70 the other day. It's now snowing outside. It's April, and it's Spring.

Sarah and I watched Adventureland tonight. Great movie, if you're into sex, drugs, and Kristen Stewart. I was glad to see her play such a complete 180 role from the future Sullen Cullen (don't get me wrong, though, BSwan is presh.)

That's all. I'm exhausted.

Oh. We also played that shittery of a Twilight Trivia Game. Did you all know Bella's house # was 184? Yeah, me either.

In exactly one month from today, I will be *shudders, "say it, say it out loud"* 25.

Not looking forward to the demise of my youth.

First of all, I can't believe MTV is playing videos, much less old school ones like 'The Real Slim Shady' (or whatever it was), and that one by Harvey Danger.

Second, I saw the Kings Of Leon video for 'Use Somebody'. His voice can rival my womanhood from the highest mountaintops. And he's Delicious as well. With a capital D.

Anyone else excited for UK's new coach? I am. I hope he can bring us to the top like I know we're able to be. Welcome John Calipari.

Today, I went for a follow-up to this job I want (data entry). Basically, I went in there, and said that I was in there a couple of weeks ago, filled out an application, passed my typing test, etc. He recalled my coming in instantly, saying that they signed a contract with another job, and that in about two weeks, I would definitely get an interview.

I am thisclose to selling poon, srsly. I've been out of work since January, and that would be all good if I was still in school, but that ship has sailed.

Ugh. I need cash flow.

This kid pwns my heart, srsly.

I'm about to make a mistake.
And I don't plan on stopping.

A good ass dance song, ex. 'Feedback'- Janet Jackson, 'Swing- Savage, and my personal favorite, 'Bump 'N' Grind'- R Kelly.

I watched Twilight on PPV at my momma's (my momma is my grandma, btw)house tonight. She said it was a 'really good movie' (she's not read the books), but the made of win comments of the night?

"That Edward Cullen is a fine piece of tail."-Momma.

I love that woman.

I have searched my town far and fucking wide for GQ [pr0n] and it is nowhere to be found. I must not be the only one feenin'.

I'm pretty sure it's been issued. I received a text from Melanie on Wednesday night saying that she snagged her copy from her local Kroger. Unfortunately, she lives two hours north of me. I went to both Krogers here. Nothing. Nada. Nary a thing.

However, I have seen two other copies of the magazine. One with Lebron James, whom I was informs by a fellow patron of Walden Books that he was looking 'straight juicy', and another issue at CVS featuring Justin Timberlake, which I decided on spot that he was looking 'straight juicy' as well. The latter issue was purchased and is now sitting on my nightstand 'neath my Stew clad cover of Nylon. Please believe it.

But where, or better yet when does Rob's issue hit the stands, people? Have you seen that delicious shit?

We are talking Twilight in less than 24 hours, people. Totes stoked.

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I was the second person your mama told about you, your daddy being the first. Let me say first off, I have never been more scared, yet so happy for someone in my entire life. She even went as far as to take a picture of the test and send it to me, and I even got a little teary-eyed when I seen 'you' on the pee stick. Lulz

I know this is short, and it's on my phone, which makes it hard to type, but I just wanted to say that I cannot wait to meet you and spoil your little ass. I love you, and I love your mama. She's one of the best friends I've ever had. You'll never have a better mom, I can guarantee that.

Auntie L

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First off, I wanted to say that it's been a long time the making, but I finally paid my Victoria's Secret credit card off. One less thing I have to deal with.

Second, my mommy is having her hysterectomy tomorrow, so please have her in your thoughts.

Last, but not least, did you see Rob at the Oscars? Holy Sweet Mother. He can hang a suit, can't he?

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Just testing my ljapp in my iPhone.

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I withdrew from nursing school.

I made a 30 on my Dosage midterm. Dosage is a 5 week class, and only has two grades; the midterm, and the final. I made a 30 on the midterm. So, for all you math whizzes out there, even if I would have made a 100 on the final exam, that would have only left me with a 65 in the class, which is an epic FAIL.

In order to advance into the Clinical portion of the semester (where you go to the hospital/nursing home/doctor's office and actually get your hands-on training with real clients), you have to pass at least one math test with a 90(A) or above for the Lecture portion of class.

So with my big fat 30...needless to say...I saved myself the time and the gas money and took with me the realization that I don't think this is what I really want to do for the next two years, let alone the rest of my life (Not to mention that for the past two weeks, I've experienced the following: non-stop studying, panic attacks, insomnia, nausea/diarrhea, loss of appetite, just to name a few), cut my losses, and withdrew from Eastern Kentucky University.

I'm not going to say that I'm not upset, because I am...but for a very different reason that you may think.  I'm mad that I fooled myself into thinking that this is what I wanted to. I really did, for the longest time. I guess that's where they get that expression "never know until you try". I did try...I tried my hardest, now I know, and now I can go on to bigger and hopefully, better things.

I still want to say in the medical field, though. I'm hoping to become a legal vampire (read: phlebotomist). I've looked into some classes near here, and requested some information on those, so we'll see about that. I think that would be neat to do.

Did I mention I'm going to Tulsa? God willing, I hope. Me and the Georgia Pines (a group of girls, myself included that named ourselves that after an old country expression I said that they had never heard, but was, indeed, a blessing) are hopefully going to see The Boys May 16th on their home turf. I'm excited! I've wanted to go to Tulsa since 1997. Jenny was beside herself. She said, "We'll do Thriller in their front yard! We'll go to their...fuck, they were homeschooled." lol.

I simply suggested we make a cheap porno in their 3-car garage.  I think that would be a blessing.